August 2, 2012 by fitterfatty
My genius moment occurred today when I left my car running, unlocked, and unattended for under 10 minutes… resulting in my wallet being stolen from my car. Although entirely my fault, it’s still a pain in the A. It is about time something like that happened. Leaving my car running is my signature move, since I hate the environment and all.
I cancelled my credit card and work credit card quickly (fun call to my boss). But since I pretty much do everything I’m not supposed to, of course I would also be storing my social security card in my wallet.
Those thieves are some brave souls, venturing into my breast pump bag. I hope they got milked.